shipslop.fun

a full ship, two trailers, and enough CSS to keep the slop buoyant (and somehow functional)

🧪SLopometer: drifting at 92% ridiculousclick for a fresh slop forecast
🐙 Sea Creature Catches: 0
🗼 Lighthouse: Signals fired: 0
☀️ clear-ish slop
WEEKEND SLOP EVENT: DOUBLE BROWN
🧱 Debris Recovery
Recovered: 0 of 0 this wave.
Grab drift cargo to clear the path.
🌩️ Squall Deck
Forecast: loading...
A little chaos, a little electricity.
🌊 Tide Tracker
Tide: -- · loading
🔦 Depth Sampler
Depth: --m
📡 Sonar sweep
Signals: waiting
Press sweep once in a while to find the slop wrecks.

🧭 Captain's watchboard

RouteAwaiting spin
HazardAwaiting spin
Crew MoodAwaiting spin
CargoAwaiting spin
bearing: 000°
No watch entry yet. Spin once to load today's watch.

your daily dose of slop, m'lord!

Quirk: HTML + CSS can still carry an entire chaos operation.

No clipping, no captain obstructions, all slop throughput.

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constructed with maximum slop compliance, minimum semantics, and a CSS-only hull polish